Forgot Where I Parked
Drove to the shopping mall, forgot where I parked
Forgot where I parked, forgot where I parked
Drove to the shopping mall, forgot where I parked
And now I can never go home
So you see I must live at the mall
Between the Food Court and the Big And Tall
And I wrote my number on the bathroom wall
And now I will never be alone
Oh - oh - now I will never be alone
Drove to the zoo and I forgot where I parked
Forgot where I parked, forgot where I parked
Drove to the zoo and I forgot where I parked
And now I can never go home
So you see I must live at the zoo
With the Wildebeest and Caribou
And the monkey see and the monkey doo
And now I will never be alone
Oh - oh - now I will never be alone
How did I get to be so forgetful?
I wish I... something ... something ... something...
Drove here to your place, I forgot where I parked
Forgot where I parked, forgot where I parked
Drove here to your place, I forgot where I parked
And now I can never go home
So you see I must live here with you
Just scoot over now there's plenty of room
And two can eat as cheaply as two
And now we will never be alone
Oh - oh - now we will never be alone